This actually happened a week or two ago. It's the reason why we now have a lock on our fridge.
Abby, bless her heart, helped herself to the 500 ml just-opened container of cottage cheese (that's about a pint for all you non-metric people). She then proceeded to take the said container of cottage cheese into the living room, dump the contents on the carpet, and stomp (!) on it a la I Love Lucy.
Needless to say, it was a mess.
I have several new grey hairs.
On the positive side, we've discovered a previous owner of this house must of scotch-guarded the carpets. Bless them.